let me begin by clarifying: this is not satire. this is never something I would joke about. I was an active participant of palestine action from 2022-2024 as well as a member of the campus occupation student protests in leeds. i’ve been advocating for palestinians (and the sudanese, rohingyas, uyghurs, latin americans, kashmiris, cambodians, caribbean peoples, and all other indigenous victims of imperialism) for over a decade now. unlike maldivian politicians, this is my experience that people will testify to; i’ll never work in politics.
israel should not exist.
it must end, and palestinians should be given the right of return to their lands. every single settler and their descendants should be deported to their european homelands (where they own dual-citizenships in), without a single exception. it is not their land; banish them all. the government structure should be one-state, one nation, governed by the indigenous natives of palestine. the whole settler-colonial garbage about some “jewish homeland” should be forgotten and never attempted again. i won’t change my mind on this; never have, never will.
that is the stance our politicians should’ve had, but never, ever did. all of them.
why am I focusing on palestine? because it is the first globalised, live-streamed genocide in modern history, the culmination of over 70 genocidal years.

since maldives is a small island country far away from palestine, there isn’t much at stake for our politicians. we can’t meaningfully help the country with our minimal resources or geographic distance.
so, it becomes a very easy thing to use for a political marketing campaign — since much of our public demand is rightfully aligned with palestine, our politicians have to respond to those sentiments and appeal to them. “denouncing” and “condemning” israel is an easy thing to do, and that’s all they do. that’s the only thing our politicians do.
we aren’t completely helpless. there are things we can do for palestine. the first and most important thing is, as a popular tourist destination, to stop legitimising israel and the western propaganda that tries to normalise israel, and to call for the end of israel. to use our diplomatic voice and to use it radically — like ireland does — is an extremely powerful and effective measure of solidarity.
that is the least we could do.

yet all our politicians, especially when they were in power, have failed to do this.
there’s no better or worse: they’re all equally complicit.
mohamed nasheed established and normalised diplomatic relationships with israel. he maybe “supportive” of palestine now, but that is simply because israel has gone so far that even he — like his western allies — could no longer defend israel and have fallen to the second colonial line of defence, which is rambling about a “two-state” solution.
even the bodu-vagu yameen abdul gayyoom has parroted the same garbage about a two-state solution, repeatedly. he may have taken performative action later after military aggressions and is currently saying the two-state solution is hollow (the bare minimum), but again, it’s because he’s not in government right now and doesn’t need to suck up to the west yet. convenient, isn’t it? he didn’t have a profound realisation; he could’ve done so when he was in power. he didn’t. that’s all you need to know.
in ibu solih’s administration, we saw the same lunacy about a “two-state” solution. they even allowed naftali bennett to visit the maldives, remember that? even mohamed Muizzu is repeating the same tired stupid line about a two-state solution, and his passport ban was performative since most israelis have dual-citizenships anyway. recently, we’ve found out that the ex-envoy waheed hassan was best friends with a pedophile mossad agent.
not a single non-performative display of solidarity from these suit-wearing jokers.

why do our politicians refuse to show honest and effective solidarity with palestine? simple. they rely on the euro-american imperial order for power and wealth, and israeli technologies like Nso’s pegasus system or cellebrite software. the euro-american imperial system also equips them with the bourgeois state-corporate powers that they have.
so of course they’re going to suck up to the imperial west. they don’t want this system of greed and extraction to end. they want to hog as much wealth for themselves as possible and dip to their second-homes in europe and america (that they’ve bought with our tax money) with their families. of course they’d follow the west’s propaganda line like obedient dogs.
it shouldn’t surprise you. they’re all capitalists, neoliberals, and fascists. neoliberals work with fascists against the working class and preserve the ideologies of the empire.

you have to understand, even my left-wing praxis methodology is inspired by palestinian marxist revolutionaries like ghassan kanafani and leila khaled. you may recognise kanafani from this viral video. so, of course my views are “radical”, yours should be too. even these revolutionaries rejected the colonial idea of a so-called “two-state solution”, they called for total restoration of palestine and the right of return. even modern revolutionary faces like mohammed el-kurd reject this so-called two-state solution, as do many other palestinians (and I don’t mean zionist-sympathetic traitors like Mahmoud abbas). we should be listening to palestinians and amplifying their demands, not what we think is “diplomatic” for the “international community” that has failed to protect them.

i’m no longer going to accept these legacy politicians or their parties’ new youth-wing reputation launderers and their faux “solidarity”, even if they start saying these exact things now. it’s too late. and to advocate for these things under the broken neoliberal party systems that perpetuated these conditions of inaction and complicity will simply not do. these politicians had all this time to realise this, this information was all there, and the nakba and colonisation of palestine are well-documented. why didn’t they? why did they only just simply respond to public demand and do the bare minimum?
all these politicians and their loyalists sicken me.
they make me feel ashamed for my country. i cannot look my palestinian friends in the eye and say this is all my country has done in its power against fascist israel, it’s our greatest shame and embarrassment.

so what can we do, as maldivians?
i’m not here to sell you the worn-out old lines about donating, boycotting, and spreading awareness. yes, those things are important, and we should be doing them. i’m going to tell you real ways you can organise and make an international impact as a country:
- pressure the government into taking a more radical stance towards israel and to stop endorsing the western party line about a “two-state solution”, and instead call for the end of israel, palestinians right of return, the expulsion of the settlers and their descendants to europe, america, and wherever else they came from, and a single palestinian state run by indigenous palestinians. this delegitimises the western capitalist agenda.
- demand that the government enforces a nationwide ban of the products on the boycott list. next, demand that they subsidize the imports of alternative products and shift the market equilibrium so that micro, small, and medium enterprises (sme) — kudafihaara, marts, supermarkets, tech stores, etc. — in the Maldives can seamlessly make the switch and end reliance on bds-sanctioned products without going bankrupt. this also naturally kills demand by ending nationwide supply.
- demand that the government enforces a new tourist law: any visitor to the maldives must provide a declaration from their government or national immigration that they do not have a dual citizenship or residency in israel. work with international governments and local immigration authorities on making this process smooth and convenient for tourists.
by officially and publicly taking a radical stance against settler colonialism, by ending millions of dollars worth of monthly import circulations for bds-products nationwide, and by truly enforcing an israeli tourist ban beyond a performative “ban”, our national show of solidarity becomes something far more powerful than just stupid words and parroting about “two state solutions”.

